Hank, Don't Buy that Other Shit America Says No Bush Bailout They Broke It, You Buy It
Buy My Shitpile: Hey Washington, can you buy my bad investments, too? Americans Scramble To Offer Bundles Of 'Shit' For Sale To Government Hey, U.S. Govt.! Buy My [Expletive] Pile! Buy My Shitpile Web Gearing Up to Block "Blank Check" Bailout of Wall Street Sold American! Progressives Starting To Demand An Alternative To Paulson's Boneheaded Proposal & Corporate Giveaways Website: Buy my ****pile, Hank! You too can value a toilet seat at $500! Buy My Shitpile! Fearguth's Great Snark Hunt Heh. Screw you, Paulson.
Grass-stained clothes and a piece of shit boat. Clothes could be salvaged with a (cold water) wash and boat with a coupla cans of spray paint.