Of Our Shit:
$898,479,836,107.25
Mint condition, stored in pet-free, low-humidity, dark crate. Purchased in 1994 for $35, but these type of Star Trek Collectibles are known to appreciate at 20% per year, so today's value is $449. You should buy this precious collectible today, Hank, because it will be worth almost $100 more next year!